I just received a chain text. From my mother. I was sitting here in front of my Mac minding my own business with my cows on Farmville when it loudly announced itself. It proclaimed the following:
"...If you believe in God please send to 10 people, please don't ignore you are being tested. For it says in the Bible that if you deny me in front of everyone, i will deny you in front of my father!"
Oh really?
I am not going to get into my specific beliefs right now.
I would like to say however, I really do not appreciate having my eternal salvation threatened via a grammatically poor text message. Am I really supposed to believe that amidst all of the craziness going on in this big bad world that god has somehow found the time during a coffee break to torture me with this? Just sitting around eating a doughnut waiting to tic off whether I zoom off forwards to 10 other suckers OR ELSE. Wasn't that already the plot of some bad late 90's horror movie?
Does he have an app for that?
Dear God,
Chain mails are for 4th graders and hillbillies. Please stick to rainbows and squirrels and the merit of how we all treat each other and leave the texting to all the teenagers on Twitter.
Thanks.
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